Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am! - These cars are sexy, but will they still love you tomorrow?

Top Gear Magazine just released its list of the 100 Sexiest Cars. Their choice for sexiest car?

The Fiat.

Their claim is that the Fiat has "the allure of the wholesome and uncomplicated."

Second place goes to the Aston Martin DBS, which Top Gear says "has a special place reserved in the heads and loins of mid-40s, early mid-life crisis men."

Third is the Maserati Quattroporte which "seduces your eyes away from your brain."

And fourth is the Chevrolet Camaro, a "creature of legend."

I find this classification fascinating, so I've decided to try my hand at it.

Below, I take a look at ten of the cars least likely to make it beyond a one-night stand. Feel free to add your own commentary or classifications to the list.

#1The Renault Clio
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She's short and fat and will let you do freaky things to her, but then she'll text you 45 times a day and will get your name tattooed on her butt.

#2 Volvo Station Wagon

It was fun getting high with him and his friends at the beach, but now you've got crabs.

#3 Ford Ranger

He just got out of a bad relationship and he cried in front of you within two minutes of meeting you, but when he asked you to hold him, something just let go inside.

#4 Studebaker

You saw Harold and Maude and you thought the old broad could teach you something new. She rocked your world and if your friends wouldn't make fun of you, you'd marry her in an instant.