White guy on black love site tells women, "stop dating guys that aren't me."
Imagine my surprise when I visited askheartbeat.com - the site for "black love and interracial relationships advice" and discovered this tidbit from askheartbeat's resident lonely, extremely bitter, white guy, Kirk Kozol.
Apparently, Kirk's got issues with what's happening in our country these days - no, not the war... no, not the media spending millions of dollars tracking a crazy lunatic who looks like the type of guy who might have molested and killed Jon Benet. No, Kirk's upset because women are making poor dating choices. Don't question how this connects with everything that's going wrong in the U.S.!... If Kirk thinks there's a connection, then there is!
In his article, Kirk outlines his "Relationship Triangle" theory. Details of the theory are a bit sparse but apparently, it has something to do with paying attention to your feelings, understanding your needs and having sex with Kirk. One gets the sense from looking at Kirk (see image below) that he's not had much physical contact in the past 6 months, nor has he had a shower.
On first read, I did find one of Kirk's statements compelling. In discussing the Jackass and Shy Guy Effects and why women choose to be with men who are mean to them, Kirk writes, "For them, it is most likely a ruse that the girl will play with herself in order for her to justify that she is the better of the two in the relationship."
The girl will play with herself?
But then I realized that's not what he meant.
In summary, Kirk's article raises three important points:
1) No one wants to date Kirk.
2) If you don't want to date Kirk, that's your problem.
3) Avoid sunlight.
Posted by Jenn on August 29, 2006 1:46 PM
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i can't beat Christine's comment. i wont even try.
i DO keep hoping, though, that the next click on that "Remember personal info?" checkbox will actually WORK!
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Kirk rules. Stop picking on him, he's actually allergic to the sun. It's a
real medical problem, I can show you the documentation.
Kirk used to date a lovely girl whom he was quite serious about, for your
information. Sadly they parted ways after an unfortunate incident atthe
junior prom, but I remember her telling me beforehand that she really
liked him. Lots. So there.
Signed,
-- Posted by: Christine at September 2, 2006 7:49 PMKirk's Mother