Sex and Love Humor

Online dating for the socially inept

If you weren't so hot, I wouldn't waste my time walking you through this, people...
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Mother May I? OH! YES YOU MAY!

The Indian sport of kabaddi comes to the U.S., leaving hoards of greased up, nearly naked young men breathless (quite literally!)
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Flirting online – Can you feel me undressing you with my keystrokes?

On social networking sites the rules of engagement get messy quickly and rejection online turns out to suck just as much as when that kid in middle school told you right to your face that she didn’t want to sit next to you at lunch.
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Board game makers continue in pursuit to end your relationship, destroy your life

Game night. Why sitting down to play a friendly game of Boggle with the ones you love always ends with daddy packing a suitcase and sleeping in a hotel.
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Why sex-pigs have got everybody's panties in a bunch

Whether you're a sex-pig yourself, or that one weekend last summer you just got drunk and found yourself immersed up to the wrist in sex-pig culture, you may find yourself a target of others' scorn.
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White guy on black love site tells women, "stop dating guys that aren't me."

Poor Kirk's not feeling the love from the ladies. Read one man's view on why women date guys that are mean.
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You viewed my MySpace profile... why haven't you called?

Online personals and networking sites offer opportunities to connect with lots of interesting people. Of course, they also offer all kinds of new ways to feel insecure and ultimately rejected, as well.
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Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma'am! - These cars are sexy, but will they still love you tomorrow?

Top Gear Magazine tells you about cars that will rock your world and leave you sore in the morning. I'll tell you about the cars you'll find in leather pants, sitting alone at the bar on a weeknight.
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Professional wrestling as erotica? Like, no duh!

Like wrestling? Like sex? Here's something you'll love!
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Sex tourism - it's not just about victimizing women and children anymore. Now we have to worry about the dolphins.

This tantric retreat promises a sexual experience you will never forget. Just make sure you don't get pregnant and produce some freak dolph-man offspring in the process.
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All you need are the copyrights and a little bit of pixie dust

A sexy storyline and naked pictures of Wendy get Peter Pan folks up in arms. What's so offensive about Wendy getting a little action?
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You want me to put what, where? Myths about the romance of personal hygiene products

Times have changed. Gone are the days when advertisers targetted women, warning them of the consequences of failing to uphold their personal responsibility to keep their filthy bodies clean and fresh-smelling for their husbands, their children and society as a whole, right? Wrong.
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When a cigar is not a cigar - commentary on sex dreams

Sex dreams are extremely common occurances. Sometimes what we dream about is related to our unconscious desires. Sometimes sexual images can be representations of our anxieties. Read this if you want to learn how to become a sexual powerhouse even when you're alone and comatose.
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Lindsey's ex-boyfriend's not bitter, just thorough and very very crazy

When a relationship ends, it can take a while for one or both partners to let go and move on. Lindsey's ex-boyfriend isn't quite there yet and he wants to tell you ALL about it.
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Ouch! The world's cruelest break-up lines

There's just no really nice way to tell someone that you want to get away from them. There are, on the other hand, plenty of not-so-nice ways to get the job done. Here are a few.
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How to show real love and affection...old school

There are loads of ways to express your love in meaningful and very public ways. Here are a few standbys that never fail to get the attention of the one you love (as well as any and all unexpecting passersby).
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They’re playing our song – cheesy lyrics can make or break true love

Picking one song to encompass everything that you've ever felt about the one you love is a tough job. These tips can help you avoid the mistakes most commonly made by couples.
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Shania fan’s passionate performance leaves husband dead

Country singer, Shania Twain, is once again caught up in a tale of tragic love gone terribly wrong. This time, a sexually provocative lip-syncing incident results in a deadly shotgun blast. Apparently, love does get you every time.
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Taco girl compounds pain of recent break-up with public humiliation

Yet another tragic tale about someone's failed attempt to drown her sorrows in alcohol and salsa.
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Why I can’t stop listening to my neighbors having sex

Gasps, groans or spiritual proclamations – no matter what spectacular noises we’re making when we’re knocking boots, there’s someone out there who will outdo us. Allow me to categorize some of the more common sexual utterances and why they’re so compelling.
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Pick up lines: what works, what will get you a smack upside your head

We've all heard them and we've probably laughed at the worst of the worst. So why do we keep recycling old pick-up lines or creating new ones that are even more pathetic?
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My Sim character would prefer that you remove your hand from underneath her dress

Online video gameplay incorporates graphic sexual activity. Is this a revolutionary idea that will forever change the gaming market? Or is it just another way that horny adolescents with poor social skills can embarrass themselves in front of another person?
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Canadians apparently love sex, hate TV

A recent study compares time spent watching television with time spent having sex. Another example of Americans' superiority over our northern neighbors.
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Man divorces wife in sleep, wakes feeling rested but lonely

Words are powerful, apparently even if they're mumbled when you're unconscious. If you're not careful about choosing your words carefully, you just may find yourself stripped of everything you hold most dear.
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I think my spell-checker and I need couples counseling

Apparently, my word processing program has long-standing issues with sex.
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Miami Beach grandmother opens erotica museum (...and my Nana had Hummel figurines?)

This story disproves two commonly held beliefs – 1) that the older you get, the less interested in sex you become; and 2) that collecting stuff is lame and boring.
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